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I started creating this list one late, boring summer night. And decided to put it on this site!

You’re obsessed with Toby Keith when….

  1. You own all his albums and know almost all his songs by heart.
  2. You have been to all of his fan sites known to Google.
  3. You get caught at school printing out pictures of him.
  4. You look up other search engines on Google and look for other fan sites not listed in Google.
  5. Same as 2 and 4 except change fan sites to pictures.
  6. You have well over 100 pictures of him on your computer.
  7. Whenever you hear one of his love songs, you pretend he’s singing it to you.
  8. Whenever you hear any love song not sung by Toby, you still pretend he’s singing it to you or at least wish he would’ve sung that song instead.
  9. You are constantly thinking of him.
  10. You are listening to him as you read this.
  11. You have your own Toby Keith website and announce it to the world.
  12. You’re accused of being the president of his fan club even after you tell them that you aren’t the president of it, Kay Johnson is!
  13. People think of you every time he is mentioned on the TV, radio, etc.
  14. People have referred to you as Mrs. Toby Keith.
  15. You buy nearly all his merchandise at his concert because you can’t acquire them anywhere else~ or for no apperent reason.
  16. You hold a grudge against anyone who has won an award in a category that he was nominated for.
  17. You despise the Dixie Chicks mainly because of what they said about Toby.
  18. You sleep with pictures of the man every night.
  19. You write cheesy romance stories about you and him.
  20. You find new ways to celebrate his birthday
  21. You get depressed on his Anniversary because you are reminded that he is taken.
  22. You know exactly what CD and track number his songs are on.
  23. People know you mainly because of your Toby obsession.
  24. You get jealous every time you hear someone say that they got to meet him, have more stuff of him than you, etc.
  25. You have a shrine of him.
  26. Everyone is sick of hearing about him because of you.
  27. You still laugh whenever you see the “As Good As I Once Was” music video.
  28. You have thought of many ways to work for him.
  29. You know things about him that can be slightly disturbing for others to hear.
  30. People you hardly know insult him just to get on your nerves.
  31. Your parent/guardian has threatened to take away all your Toby Keith stuff.
  32. You turn your head every time you hear “Toby” or something to do with him.
  33. You succeed in converting a friend into becoming a fan of him.
  34. You succeed in converting your grandma into becoming a fan as well.
  35. He "haunts" your dreams.
  36. You recite quotes he has said.
  37. You crank up the radio whenever one of his songs comes on.
  38. You only request Toby Keith songs.
  39. Your flannel pajamas remind you of him.
  40. You know what songs on each album Toby has written himself.
  41. You have a screen name that has his name in it.
  42. You have news alerts on Toby e-mailed to you.
  43. You have 3 types of friends~ best friends, casual friends, and Toby friends!
  44. Thanks to you, many people know a lot of things about Toby Keith.
  45. People sign your yearbook mentioning something about Toby Keith.
  46. You buy magazines that he is on the cover on.
  47. You refer to Toby Keith as “my husband.”
  48. People ask you how Toby is doing.
  49. Your old Toby cassettes and/or CDs start to wear out and sound fuzzy.
  50. You feel like injuring yourself every time you miss a show that Toby is in~ even if you’ve seen it enough times to know exactly what he does, what he says and what songs he performs.
  51. You memorize what number he is on those CMT’s 20 Greatest whatever’s.
  52. You memorize the times Toby appears on a country award show so that when CMT replays it, you can keep flipping back the channels so that way, you watch only the parts he is shown in.
  53. You know what “COTRWB” “SIM” “GH2” “AGAIOW” “HTU” “HDYLMN” and “TKIFC” all stand for.
  54. You know which album came out in which year and can name the order at the top of your head.
  55. Toby is the last thing you see before you fall asleep and is the first thing you see when you wake up.
  56. You have made an attempt to write him a fan letter.
  57. Every night when you pray to God, you thank Him for Toby Keith.
  58. You look through his CD pamphlets and read the thank you’s again and again because you love the fact that he always thanks the fans meaning that he is thanking you!
  59. While looking through all the “thank you’s,” you discover that Shock'n Y'all, Greatest Hits 2 and Honkytonk University has re-used the same thank you list. And you are slightly angered that that thank you list forgets to thank the fans. (Along with White Trash With Money)
  60. You can never be mad at him for more than 5 seconds.
  61. After studying every little part of his body, you still cannot find a flaw in him.
  62. You are convinced that everything about Toby Keith is perfect!
  63. You have seen nearly all his music videos.
  64. You’ve memorized the Ford Truck man commercial jingles.
  65. You want a Ford truck because Toby advertises them.
  66. You use 10-10-2-20 just because he starred in a couple of their commercials.
  67. You have a love-hate relationship with Mercury records.
  68. You have wondered what brand of deodorant/toothpaste/soap/etc. he uses.
  69. You give people “the facts” about the misunderstandings about Toby Keith.
  70. You are overprotective of your Toby Keith items.
  71. You are a member of his fan club.
  72. You keep smiling and nodding your head as you read this list.
  73. You have made a Toby collage` for your school binder so that way, boring classes can be fun for you!
  74. You have saved almost every article you found on him.
  75. You can’t decide what your favorite Toby Keith song is because you can’t help but love them all!!
  76. You accidentally call your boyfriend or real husband ‘Toby.’
  77. You think certain thoughts about him to personal to describe here.
  78. Every time he comes on the TV, you ignore everything that goes on around you such as the phone, doorbell, etc.
  79. People can’t wait for the day your Toby obsession is over with~ as if that’ll ever happen!!
  80. If Toby hates it~ you hate it!
  81. You have spent at least an hour by yourself daydreaming about you and him.
  82. You feel slightly angered whenever someone refers to Toby Keith as “the guy who wrote the ‘boot in your ass’ song.”
  83. You just don’t know what to think about Peter Jennings’ death
  84. You have sprayed your Toby Keith shirt with Lysol so it can be “germ free!”
  85. You learned nothing new on this website.
  86. You develop a strange habit of cuddling with your Toby shirt at random times.
  87. When somebody mentions a Toby website or article, you have already heard about it.
  88. You have at least over 50 songs by him imported on your computer/laptop.
  89. You occassionally find pictures of Toby Keith on your computer that you don't remember having.
  90. Nobody seems to understand your obsession.
  91. You get so absorbed into doing Toby-related tasks on the computer that you miss Toby on TV.
  92. Your cell phone ringtone is a Toby Keith song.
  93. His song, "Blue Bedroom" inspires you to paint your bedroom blue.
  94. You've been to his restaraunt.
  95. You think that this is the best website ever.
  96. You get offended when someone accusses you of not being a real fan.
  97. You always try to get his CDs the day they come out.
  98. You also try and watch his videos the first day they preimere.
  99. You're embarrassed to admit that there was once a time when you didn't know diddly-squat about Toby.
  100. If someone disses Toby, they're dissing you.
  101. If Toby doesn't attend an award show, you don't watch it.
  102. You have fun boycotting the CMA's for their mistreatment of Toby Keith.
  103. You take advantage of his love songs.
  104. He has failed to offend you.
  105. If he's happy, you're happy, if he's sad, you're sad, et cetera.
  106. Broken Bridges became your favorite movie long before you've seen it.
  107. You find yourself sitting or standing in the same pose as Toby has in a picture.
  108. You say goodbye to your Toby pictures whenever you embark on a long trip.
  109. People suspect that your passwords have something to do with Toby Keith. Idiots.
  110. Your passwords actually do involve Toby Keith.
  111. You actually emailed the host of this site to inform them of a detail they left out of "Fun Facts" section.
  112. When your significant other who is not a country/Toby fan actually offers to go see the movie with you and you inform him you don't want him there -- I mean, yourself, Toby, alone in the dark, a love story....... what could be better (besides the real thing, that is -- sigh!)
  113. You have named your pet/virtual pet/child/gummy bear/etc after him.
  114. You keep losing track of how many Toby Keith pictures you have. (Example: "Wow! I already have 623! I thought I only had 598!)
  115. No matter how much Toby stuff you own, you always manage to get some sort of Toby item for Christmas.
  116. You've memorized half the dialogue of Broken Bridges.
  117. Friends and family who go to his restaurant without you bring something back for you. After all, you are the main reason they went there in the first place!
  118. You thought some of these were good ideas and are planning on trying some out.
  119. A majority of the above things mentioned are true!

    The sad thing is that all of the above are true for me except for numbers 40, 66, 71, 76, 80, 92, 94, 110, 111 and 112!

 

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